Nidah

It would be Nechama Tannenbaum's luck to not only bump into the world's only Jewish vampire but to end up marrying him too.

Levi Tannenbaum, undead for 800 years, and his human wife, Nechama, have been trying to have a baby ever since they got married with no luck. Every month, their hearts break during the ritual separation of nidah, which they spend in separate apartments so that Levi doesn't make short work of his wife like a lox platter at a Bar Mitzvah. Will they be blessed with a child — like Sarah and Abraham — during this final cycle before they move on to donor insemination; a child who is part-Levi and part-Nechama, to bring him generations of comfort in his eternity long after his beloved wife is gone?