A Coupla Shades of Taupe

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4.00 · 1 ratings · Published: Jun 18th, 2012 {{ book.ratingTitle }}
A romantic, tender tale of blossoming emotions and hardcore schtupping. 50 Shades of Grey doesn't come close to reaching the literary heights of A Coupla Shades of Taupe . A Pulitzer is inevitable.

Pagan Taupe is the wealthiest man in all of Arkansas. He’s got everything. The only thing that’s missing is a whiny young codependent named Alexandra Aluminum. Pagan becomes obsessed with Alexandra at a level normally portrayed by Rob Lowe in Lifetime movies. But unlike Rob Lowe, Pagan doesn’t want to beat her with a tire iron and bury her beneath the town bridge — he wants to make her his live-in sex slave.

Alexandra takes the leap and agrees to be Pagan’s unquestioning “submissive” and the two embark on a sexual journey that would make Gloria Steinem put a loaded gun to her temple.

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