The Year My Life Went Down The Loo (Emily #1)

Subject:

The Grotty and the Fabu (No, it's not a song.)

From: Mrs.Oded@btelecom.co.uk

To: Dru@seattlegrrl.com

Things That Really Irk My Pickle About Living in England

- The school uniform

- Piddlington-on-the-weld (I will forever be known as Emily from Piddlesville.)

- Marmite (It's yeast sludge! GACK!)

- The ghost in my underwear drawer (Spectral hands fondling my bras -- enough said!)

- No malls! What are these people thinking???

Things That Keep Me From Flying Home to Seattle for Good Coffee
- Aidan (Hunkalicious!)

- Devon (Droolworthy? Understatement of the year!)

- Fang (He puts the num in nummy!)

- Holly (Any girl who hunts movie stars with me -- and Oded Fehr will be mine -- is a friend for life.)

- Über-coolio Polo Club (Where the snogging is FINE!)