Project Produce

What does the size of a man’s Mr. Winkie have to do with his personality? This is the ridiculous question Callie MacDonald has to answer or risk failing on the path to her new life.

Callie MacDonald—a small-town woman running from an Internet pornography scandal—starts her life over in Queens, NY. She enrolls in a psychology class on sex therapy to try to figure men out, expecting to find answers through a book, not a final project for her class. Her topic is to research how the size of a man’s Mr. Winkie affects his personality. With the help of Bahama Mamas, Mac and Cheese, and salsa music, Callie bolsters the courage to set Project Produce into motion and try not to make a fool of herself as she shops for a pickle, a cucumber, and a zucchini. Only, shopping for produce is more dangerous than she ever imagines when a crazy flasher starts stalking her. She also never imagines Dylan Cabrizzi—the hunky detective in charge of sex crimes with a grudge against female shrinks—will make her heart beat in places it has no business beating as he attempts to keep her safe and win her heart. While she won't take the risk and she’s given up on finding the perfect man, she might have a use for Hot Britches after all. His tall height and massive feet indicate he just might be her perfect zucchini.

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